Time to stall! This is the beginning of my posting of Snake's Codec calls in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. This can be achieved by barely tapping the taunt button, and then circling the D-Pad on either the Gamecube or Classic Controller. Hideo Kojima himself was hired to create this stage, he decided to use the codec calls in this stage, and probably wrote out a lot of the script.
Mario: This is the same codec that was used to formally introduce Snake on the Super Smash Bros Website, there's a lot of crap on the stage because I was doing this in Brawl mode instead of Training mode, which I later switched to. This is pretty cool, seeing Hideo Kojima's character fight off against Shigeru Miyamoto's, though I prefer Snake over Mario.
Donkey Kong: Width wise, Donkey Kong is a lot bigger than Snake, but they are both about the same height, this is probably the one who made his first appearance in Donkey Kong Country. Otacon appears to have a reasonable answer as to why Donkey Kong is in all of the Mario games, though it looks like it was Donkey Kong Jr. who you fought against in the original Super Mario Kart.
Link: Wow, you'd think that if Snake knew Mario, he'd probably also know about Link. Otacon has a point, if you noticed, Snake always lugs around ALL of his equipment, the only time he did otherwise was in Snake Eater, but that was his Father.
Samus: Snake is So Manly and American; he can tell someone is a woman, straight through an incredibly Heavy suit. Snake really seems like the kind of guy who'd enjoy getting his ass whipped a girl for some reason.
Zero Suit Samus: The reason Samus is in Pink, is because I was cycling through all the colors of the power suit when I had to restart the match, you can only call someone on the Codec once per match. It's funny how Snake puts his words together in this one; a YouTube Pooper could have a field day with it.
Kirby: I like how Otacon exaggerated the power of Kirby so much and makes him sound like ET. "Kirby phone home, Kirby really Fucking Hungry". I moderately explained why Snake didn't ask anything for a little bit. Why does Kirby look so Gay and South American as a clone Snake?
Fox: Wow, no mention of Gray Fox? Fox isn't really one of the fastest characters anymore, Captain Falcon is still faster, and Sonic is even faster than that.
Pikachu: This is the moment of this game where Mei Ling pushes the Cuteness to the limit in her voice. I like how Snake makes a comparison between Pikachu's Lightning and Ocelot's torture device. I don't think Snake would try catching Pikachu like a Pokémon trainer; I'm pretty sure he would knock the freaking' thing out and put in a Cage.
Marth: Don't know much about Fire Emblem myself, can't really comment on too much. Oh and why Snake grabbed Marth from behind? He's a very Lonely man.
Game & Watch: I'm with Snake, I have no clue how someone can have animation rate and only have 2 dimensions.
Luigi: "That's Mama Luigi to You Carlitonsp, *Wheeze*" Apparently the Patriots have taken over the colonel as well, and they don't like mama Luigi.
Diddy Kong: They still don't specify whether Diddy Kong is Donkey Kong's son, or his cousin. I really don't know what happened to the Peanut, I couldn't find it.
Zelda: Talkin' about Magic is weird in a game series that relies so heavily on Logic. Again, Snake is a very Lonely Man.
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